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Hey guys! [20 Mar 2006|08:53pm]
So, I was meeting up with my Friend and Savior, JC the other day and He is being a little jackass. I really don't know what his fuckinghghhhhhhhhhhghjnggf

Whoops, fell asleep for a second there. How long was i out?
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Just a short post, i am in a hurry! [02 Jun 2005|03:06pm]
[ mood | busy ]

I was tired of the same old boring classic Lj journal settings, so i changed them. I like what i randomly selected.

So, hate to post short and run, but Mitch Hedburg and Brad Nowell are waiting for me. We're gonna kick it tonight. Smoke a bowl, drink some 40's. All good stuff.

See you later, my peoplez!

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I'm a little embarassed..... [31 May 2005|11:43am]
[ mood | What can i say? I'm a PIMP. ]

I think i need to aplogize to holymothermary and jesus_thesavior.

If anyone is confused as to where this apology is coming from, just look in their journals, and you will understand.

holymothermary, I do not know where those pictures came from. I sware i didn't know they were being taken. Now, i wouldn't put it past myself to take these kinds of pictures, however in this instance it really wasn't me. So, don't be angry at me, Baby.... OK?

And as for you, jesus_thesavior....I am sorry for fucking your mom.

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Baby pics [24 May 2005|05:09pm]
[ mood | amused ]

Hey guys, i found these old baby pics of me, aren't i a cutie pie?
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I sure think so.

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[16 May 2005|12:50pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

I am also applying here sarcastic_fucks. I especially hope these fuckers let me in.


UPDATE: The Moderator of the journal is a DUMB CUNT. She bashed me then banned me because she is too much of a pussy to deal with these claws. The rules say the more you argue your case the better. And several people there liked me, so she is just a dumb motherfucker. She goes by the name im_so_rad_and i don't think she has the right to mod such a cool group of sarcastic bitches. She has also earned a place on my user info, along with the other bitches i hate.

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[16 May 2005|12:18pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

I am applying here...._____rainbow!!! I hope i get in!!! I am crossing my fingers!

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OMG [12 May 2005|01:43pm]
[ mood | GO AWAY! ]

Hey, again, my peoplez.

I think Mother Teresa is stalking me.

She is always lerking behind me and giggling. Latly i have been coming across post it notes with unrecognizable chicken scrawl surrounded with unevenly drawn hearts tacked onto everything. And everytime i find one i hear that hoarse giggle right around the corner. I have started pulling them down and stomping on them. Not just stomping, i am jumping up and down, i almost tripped on my robe the last time i did it.

I stomped the notes just now and then pretended to leave the and next thing i know that crazy bitch shuffled into site and cradled the post it notes and shuffled away, carring them like they were a small baby.

Shit, I can see her through the window sticking more yellow notes on my mailbox. "I can see you, you crazy bitch, go the fuck away!" I need to train Franky to attack her. If i hear that giggle one more time, i may go insane.

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I'm Smiling. [09 May 2005|11:23am]
[ mood | happy ]

I had a busy weekend. JC was riding me all day Saturday for my opioion on everyhthing, you know it is so valuable. Then Saturday night we got wasted and I passed out on the steps of my bungelow. Sunday morning i woke up, showered, and i was lounging aroung in my brown flannel robe and my fuzzy slippers tring to get ahold of Jesus so he could do something about my headache when i jumped online for a sec.

I checked my LJ. The last post I made about that mean jerk capt_fantastic had gotten several responces. I didn't have the time to reply to them all, but I just wanted everyone to know, I am glad you homies have my back. That BITCH may not be a friend of mine, but I am sure as hell happy i have them. You make me smile. Thanks friends. If you ever need my help i got yo back, to. Anything that is in my power. And as I said, i am pretty fucking influencial.

:)

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capt_fantastic [06 May 2005|01:32pm]
[ mood | sad ]

capt_fantastic is a big mean BITCH! This is what he wrote in my journal and then deleated it. He hurt my feelings. :(

Written by capt_fantastic:
I've banned you from making comments in my journal.
You no longer appear on my friend-of list.
And while I find the content of your journal appalling, it is, after all, your journal. I do not understand why you randomly decided to list me, but I am no friend of yours.
You've had your fun, now please, leave my name out of any part of your journal from now on.



Back to what i am saying: Your mean. I don't like you. It is my journal and noone made you read it and no one made you post means things. I am talking to Jesus about it, so your in trouble, you bitch!
Your not fantastic at all, ASSHOLE!

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Lemonade [02 May 2005|02:34pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

Yesterday there were some children right around the gate of heaven selling lemonade. A cute little boy and girl that had died tragically in a car crash several years back selling pink lemonade from a painted upsidedown cardboard box.

I was slightly amused, so i searched through my robe for a gold peice, and found one. I payed for a small cup of pink lemonade, thinking it was a bit small for the price, but i payed all the same, figuring they were kids and all.

I took a sip of lemonade and it was horrible. The kids had put way way too much sugar in it. So.....Collapse )

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WTF!!!!! I feel like i'm in a fucking ZOO! [26 Apr 2005|12:24pm]
[ mood | You elephant BITCH! ]

I have been busy lately making all kinds of new friends. Unfortunatly this morning i hit my friends limit, a limit of 750! That is skeet as hell, Lj only lets a man have 750 friends? You know how many friends i have in real life. More then that, let me tell you.

SO, i deleated some journals that have been deleated and some people i don't like, so i have a little bit more space.

I will tell you about some one i really don't fucking like, that little fucker lordganesh. He is walking around waving his tusks, like he is what, some kind of fucking GOD! Yeah right, then why isn't he here in heaven, like i am? That's right, bitch, your a fucking elephant with a weight problem and extra limbs. That doesn't make you a GOD, it makes you a FREAK! Go back to India, you BITCH!

And on top of that, Franky, my new puppy is shitting all over the place! I still love him, though, the smell keeps mother teresa away!!!! Thank GOD (and that doesn't mean you, you weirdo elephant bastard!)

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A sad story about a puppy..... [20 Apr 2005|10:09am]
This morning at 7 am a cute little puppy with long brown ears and big droopy eyes was bouncing along the side of a busy road during morning traffic. A blue Accord manned by a middle aged business woman struggled to get to her office by 7:30, Sped down the street much too fast. The woman didn't even see the little puppy trip out into the street, and the little puppy didn't even see what hit it....

Awwww, so sad. What is the point of this sad sad story....

Here's the pointCollapse )
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The weight of the world [19 Apr 2005|11:42am]
[ mood | weird ]

"Dear brothers and sister, i announce to you a great joy, we have a pope!"

Joesph Ratzinger of Germany has been elected Pope Benedict XVI!!! Good luck, Joey! I am sure you will do fine.

I would like to personally thank all my friends who helped with the voting on the pope or nope website i provided for you. I think you made a good desicion, even though i was pulling for a black pope....

While I am happy, i am also strangly dissappointed. I mean, i know it is over, i am dead, but now it is like it has started again without me. Oh well, Pope Benedict, i do wish you the best, and i will be watching you from Heaven, one wrong move and ima lightning bolt your ass. Kisses!

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Hey, we need your help! [17 Apr 2005|04:14am]
[ mood | We got some work to do, now! ]

Thats right, i know i just posted a minute ago, but I just came across something while browsing communities and i thought i would branch out to my friends for a little help. Now, this isn't a joke, so if you are not gonna take is seriously then please do not attempt to help at all. The future of the popehood rests on who is to become my successor, and i now go to my nearest and dearest for their thoughts. That's right, my children, you can make a difference. Click the link, tell us what you think.

http://popeornope.nfshost.com/

Your opinion matters to us! Thank you, have a nice day.

:)

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Christians DON'T suck, shiiiiiiit???!!!! [17 Apr 2005|03:57am]
[ mood | disappointed ]

Awwww, man, i guess i am not getting lucky tonight....
And i was really looking forward to some christian suckage.
I guess they weren't that kind of community. Those popehaters!!!!!!

An email i received.Collapse )

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Pro- christ! [15 Apr 2005|11:10am]
[ mood | BITCHEZZZZZ! ]

I am getting tired of people refering me to me as the anti-christ. I am not ANTI- Christ. We are buds! I love the man, I love his dad, occasionally I love his Mom (just joking, JC) but i would not say i am an anti-christ kinda guy.

False Idols!! People are gonna accuse me of being a false idol!!! When fucking Americans choose to idolize fuckers like Ruben Staddard who can not be on stage for 3 minutes without needing a beach towel to drench up the sweat. And if i am such a commandment breaking false idol then why is it that i am chillin in a luxary suite here in paradise? Can you critical bitches answer that for me. That's right. Now that i am dead i can say, i was right, you were wrong, I am the coolest and you bitches suck!

Go ahead, call me immature, when you can't admit you were wrong about me!

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Hey, kids, do you like violence? [12 Apr 2005|10:32am]
[ mood | amused ]

Hi, everyone!

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miniaturize posted this picture in the LJ of kimmyxgibbler. I thought it was funny, not true, unfortunatly, but that would be a good one, now wouldn't it?

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YAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! [12 Apr 2005|12:59am]
[ mood | cranky ]

My e-mail isn't working and it is pissing me off!!!!! GODDAMN IT, you fucking e-mail, work!!!!

I am mad at my goddamn mother fucking e-mail. Work, you bitch. WORK!

Ok, that isn't gonna work, i don't think. Just like my fucking e-mail.

FUCK YOU, YAHOO!!!!!!

And i mean the e-mail server, not an exclaimation of happiness.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Sundays suck [11 Apr 2005|01:05pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

GOD DAMN IT. Yesterday was quite the bust day for Heaven. You bitchzz on Earth get a day of rest and meanwhile God is running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

If that wasn't bad enough, Jesus was in a horrible mood and hung over like hell. He snapped at me several times. You really need to learn to hold your liquor, for crist's sake, and if you don't wanna do it for yourself, then do it for the sake of everyone that has to put up with your hungover ass!

Fucking Mother Teresa won't leave me the fuck alone! She follows me around heaven. Shut up, you bitch, you are even more annoying in death!!!


Anyway, so i am not happy today, i am tired.

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Shut the fuck up!!! [09 Apr 2005|12:55pm]
[ mood | annoyed ]

I have been waiting my whole life for GOD to talk to me. And now that i am dead he talks CONSTANTLY. For the love of yourself, God, it is getting annoying. And you would think he would have a booming voice or something, but no, he is fucking monotone as shit!!!!! Seriously, God, seriously. I like you, even love you, but shut up sometimes, plllllllllllllease. I don't ask you for much, do i?

AMEN.

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